Conversations with a Happy Bear
Me : Why do you breathe so hard?
Happy Bear : Why are you so creepy?
Me : I am not creepy! It’s just so.. I don’t know, loud..
Happy Bear : You notice my breathing now?
Me : Quite frankly, it’s a little hard to ignore..
Happy Bear : I can’t even breathe freely in my own goddamn house now?!
Me : Don’t make a big deal out of it dude just like... I don’t know, maybe do it a little quieter? It’s distracting
Happy Bear : So you want me to stop breathing? Is that it?
Me : Not really no.. Although, now that you’ve mentioned it..
Happy Bear : You would like that wouldn’t you?
Me : Oh absolutely!I’d finally get to dry hump your corpse! That’ll sure put a smile on your ghost face am I right?
Happy Bear : Why do I even like you?
Me : I can make you a list